Hey.

I’m J. B. Velasquez, author of the metaphysical portal fantasy Tourist Trapped and the dystopian adventure novel Every Last One: The Rise of Sylvia Boone. Some say they aren’t half bad.

Here you’ll find a menagerie of short fiction and non-fiction pieces, slice-of-life observational humor, and glimpses into my tragic life as an indie author. Doesn’t that sound fun?

This is what I look like, unfortunately.

Oh, you play?

Not really. But I look so much cooler holding a Gibson Les Paul than I do clacking away on my laptop. Don’t you think so?

Anyway, why should you subscribe?

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Oh, I was waiting for you to answer that.

I guess the honest answer is why not? It doesn’t cost you anything, unless you want to upgrade your subscription. And if you do, I’ll send you a signed copy of one of my books just to say thanks. But you get all the same great mediocre content with a free subscription.

I post every Friday. Likes and comments are highly encouraged. If you like what you see, I’d love it if you’d give me a re-stack or share with friends.

Thanks for reading! You’re the best.